Fake burrito

So yesterday was Mother's day and I decided I wanted Moe's for lunch. It's one of those burrito bars that is SO yummy and SO good for my thighs. Anyhoo, we arrive and it goes a little like this:

Burrito Guy: What would you like?

Me: A steak burrito

BG: A fake burrito?

Me: Yes!

BG: A FAKE burrito?!

Me: (confused) YES a STEAK burrito

BG: (turns red) Ma'am we don't have... I don't know what.... like do you want lowfat beans?

Me: ((bewildered))

BG: OOOOOH you said STEAK burrito... STEAK... I thought you said fake...

Damn lisp.